testing sound
$parkingFunny thing is: I’m pretty sure none of these audio clips actually tie to their respective photos. Also sorry the embedded player might be bunk. In that case, just make your own holiday sounds.
HOT: CHOCOLATE
COLD: FINGERS
LUKEWARM: EXPECTATIONS
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12.30.2022
12.30.2022
suburban decay
$window shopping for jump scaresstripped malls
CODE: BLEACH BYPASS
ACCESS: DENIAL
ENERGY SAVINGS: I WISH
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12.16.2022
12.16.2022
kurwa
$morally hazardous emotionsDeep sigh. No cry. Will dry. Won’t pry. Just try.
PIEROGIS: KINDA OVERRATED
POTATO PANCAKES: UNDERRATED
SILBERSALZ 35: SMACZNY
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07.20.2022
07.20.2022
mele kalikimaka
$nearly chee hoo’ing my pantsme the whole time in Hawaii: https://youtu.be/zQmYTIRIoa8
SIMULATION: GUILTY
LENS CONTACTS NOT SET: GUILTY
HOARDING MALASADAS: GUILTY
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01.04.2022
01.04.2022
awwstin
$127,711.77*Just trying to be conscientious and not complacent. I am suspicious of people who tell me I’m good on the latter.
TELL ME: I’M NOT COMPLACENT
READ: SHORTER LETTERS
FOLLOW: NOTHING, NADA, NIL
// ASTERISK // I’m not for sale, but if you wanna buy me coffee, as in enough coffee to wipe my remaining student loan debt, go here. Run, don’t walk.